I dunno if you have seen a Bollywood movie or not. Maybe you have, maybe you haven’t. After reading this post, two things, no, three things might happen. For those who have seen Bollywood movies, they might stop watching them. For those who haven’t seen yet, they might start watching ‘em.
My non-friendly vehicle:
If you are in a Bollywood movie, check your vehicle’s warranty. See if there is any quotation related to dangers. Cos if you are in danger, it won’t work. It won’t start-up. You are the bad guy? Wait till the hero beats the shit outta you. Your car won’t start before he reaches you. In a ghost movie? Your gas will be empty suddenly. You will have to wait till the ghost is breathing under your neck. Poor you.
The heroine always takes the bite:
The hero, no matter if he has a face which can make monkeys look handsome, will always get the heroine. The heroine will always fall for his tricks. Snore!
Here’s what happens in Bollywood movies-
Gravity gets suspended:
When the hero is in action, God suspends gravity for some time. No, it still works for the villains. So, the hero can fly in the sky, jump above buildings and whatever. But the poor villains still have to deal with gravity and get beaten to a pulp. Sorry Newton, Bollywood just disproved your theorems!
When the hero is in action, God suspends gravity for some time. No, it still works for the villains. So, the hero can fly in the sky, jump above buildings and whatever. But the poor villains still have to deal with gravity and get beaten to a pulp. Sorry Newton, Bollywood just disproved your theorems!
Singing is a piece of cake:
Lover boy in Hollywood? Hah! You haven’t seen the Bollywood hero yet! He sings for the heroine. Anytime. Anywhere. Music? He has a portable band which follows him invisibly and waits for him to start moving his lips. The walking iPod, I daresay. Take that, Bieber!!
Mom is always there:
The situation? The hero is at gunpoint. The heroine is captured. Villain shoots. Audience gasp. Hero gets shot? No. Mom saves him by coming in front of him and the bullet. How did she reach so fast? Mommy has got the power!
Lover boy in Hollywood? Hah! You haven’t seen the Bollywood hero yet! He sings for the heroine. Anytime. Anywhere. Music? He has a portable band which follows him invisibly and waits for him to start moving his lips. The walking iPod, I daresay. Take that, Bieber!!
Mom is always there:
The situation? The hero is at gunpoint. The heroine is captured. Villain shoots. Audience gasp. Hero gets shot? No. Mom saves him by coming in front of him and the bullet. How did she reach so fast? Mommy has got the power!
If you are in a Bollywood movie, check your vehicle’s warranty. See if there is any quotation related to dangers. Cos if you are in danger, it won’t work. It won’t start-up. You are the bad guy? Wait till the hero beats the shit outta you. Your car won’t start before he reaches you. In a ghost movie? Your gas will be empty suddenly. You will have to wait till the ghost is breathing under your neck. Poor you.
The heroine always takes the bite:
The hero, no matter if he has a face which can make monkeys look handsome, will always get the heroine. The heroine will always fall for his tricks. Snore!
The Brain works faster than a computer:
Thought The Social Network had killer dialogues? You must see Bollywood movies then. The hero is an encyclopedia of kick-ass dialogues. If I was in front of a guy who could deliver such dialogues in real-time, I swear I will not swear again!
Rain, rain, go away:
When both the hero and heroine are feeling hot, God helps them with rain. So, the heroine can get all skinny-soaked and wet. Ahh…now the hero can get close to the chick and which is the most obvious reason why he chose to act in the film.
Never run outta bullets:
When the hero is shooting, he has a gun which can reproduce bullets, in an instant. That explains why he has been never short of bullets! He is also the best shooter there is. He is supposed to be the guy who is handling a gun for the first time in his life, yet he will shoot and hit the bulls-eye even if he is shooting from the moon! And the poor bad guys always have to get shot.
Coming to the next movie?
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Thought The Social Network had killer dialogues? You must see Bollywood movies then. The hero is an encyclopedia of kick-ass dialogues. If I was in front of a guy who could deliver such dialogues in real-time, I swear I will not swear again!
Rain, rain, go away:
When both the hero and heroine are feeling hot, God helps them with rain. So, the heroine can get all skinny-soaked and wet. Ahh…now the hero can get close to the chick and which is the most obvious reason why he chose to act in the film.
Never run outta bullets:
When the hero is shooting, he has a gun which can reproduce bullets, in an instant. That explains why he has been never short of bullets! He is also the best shooter there is. He is supposed to be the guy who is handling a gun for the first time in his life, yet he will shoot and hit the bulls-eye even if he is shooting from the moon! And the poor bad guys always have to get shot.
Coming to the next movie?
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