Define farting.
“Farting is a patriotic act of cleansing one’s stomach by holding one’s breadth and letting the gas flow from the other end of the body, the asshole, to be precise.”
“Farting is a patriotic act of cleansing one’s stomach by holding one’s breadth and letting the gas flow from the other end of the body, the asshole, to be precise.”
After reading numerous scientific accounts on the generation
of farts, I have come to a conclusion which can be summarized in a very basic
formula-
Fart intensity=Weight of the person/Speed of fart (in km per sec)
The more the weight of the person dispersing, the more will
be the balloon of smell formed. And again, lesser the speed of the fart, more
will be the time it lingers around, I mean obviously.
Farting was discovered in the early Mesopotamian era, when
sailors on-board ships, started falling sick of mysterious, undetectable shit. Confused
with sea-sickness at first, it came into prominence when more and more sailors
started falling sick from the weird radioactive affects of the gaseous predator.
