@Sachin: How to: make your 100th century.

Even you are feeling it. Aren't you? Yeah, Sachin. Milestones can be tough. Even tougher when you are in England. You see, the whites are very bright when you look at them and you get confused. Don't worry, I have a fool-proof plan to help you get to your next century. Don't forget to clear my bills.

Bribe: I am not asking you to fix the match. Nope. This is a bribe. And a bribe is very different from fixing, right?
Well, at least bribes are accepted in India. Bribe everybody. Start with the score-keepers. Convince them to just add 1 to your 99 centuries. Then bribe the commentators. Ask them to announce it's a century when you reach 1. Technically speaking it's just a matter of adding two 0s and 0s don't count for anything. We invented 0. Let's make use of it. Bribe the fans. At least I will receive some part of it! With the count of your account deposit, it's just a piece of the cake. 

How to: hire and sit in an auto-rickshaw.

They are the most common yellow or orange, whatever the color is, vehicle in India. They cause 27.45678908% of all the traffic jams in India. Every person on the Indian soil should know how to sit in an auto-rickshaw, trust me, it's just a matter of time before we have to carry the license for 'sitting' in an auto!

The fare: If you are a foreigner and you don't wanna catch the bus, you can start searching for an auto. I can see a dozen of them coming at you at this very moment. The reason? You are like a shining pot of gold. It's a loot.

So before you even touch the auto, ask the rates. Chances are huge that he will state a price double than what is normal.
No you can't beat him to death for that. It's also a business. Make a deal. Whatever he asks you, claim to pay less than half. If he says X amount, you should claim something like X/2-10. Never mind.

The life of a mosquito.

Four weeks. Twenty eight days (check your maths!). That's it. That's the lifespan of a mosquito. I can't imagine living for only 4 weeks! I cant even finish my favorite game in 4 weeks! I had the opportunity of visiting the life of a mosquito, thanks to the male who fluttered into my room. How would you take life as a mosquito?

First, they don't have a huge living period, that almost makes their life even less worthy. No, I am not a spec-ist! I just think God didn't give them a lot of validity in terms of lifespan, you know. And that doesn't even counts the highest mortality rate among-st all species-every human loves slapping a mosquito! So for all you mosquito-lovers, please stop slapping mosquitoes. Let them bite you.

How to: take bath.

Yeah, at last your colleague almost died with your 'arm-pits-smell' blast. Good thing he was a backstabber and you got back at him but that's not the way you deal with enemies! There are other cooler ways, for God's sake! So please after you read this, and I know you haven't yet, go take a shower today!

I know it's the hardest thing for you to do. I know your wife makes you stand beside the window to drive the mosquitoes away! It is for you O Great One, the never-took-bath-in-my-life cos your mom didn't teach you.

Step 1: Make a checklist of what things you need to have in your bathroom. Soap? Check. Shampoo? Check.Towel? Check. Your filthy underwear? Check.

Step 2: Step into the bathroom. If you don't know the way from your bedroom, ask your wife for directions.

Ways to knock over your boss!!

Really frustrated with your boss? Wanna hang your socks dry on his nose? This is the right time to start!! Bosses are meant to be fired and you are supported by millions of employees who feel the same! The problem is-are you ready to take the hostile seat?! Are you selfish enough to earn the bucks and ignore the brickbats? Yes? Read on.

Take my word for it-you can't just fire him like that! You are the runt of the lot at the moment. You might be thinking of the plotters trying to bring down Hitler, but by the looks of it, neither are you a high-ranked brat nor are you a son of the founder. And you are not Mark Zuckerberg. So this might be your only chance to grab that seat.