Yeah, at last your colleague almost died with your 'arm-pits-smell' blast. Good thing he was a backstabber and you got back at him but that's not the way you deal with enemies! There are other cooler ways, for God's sake! So please after you read this, and I know you haven't yet, go take a shower today!
I know it's the hardest thing for you to do. I know your wife makes you stand beside the window to drive the mosquitoes away! It is for you O Great One, the never-took-bath-in-my-life cos your mom didn't teach you.
Step 1: Make a checklist of what things you need to have in your bathroom. Soap? Check. Shampoo? Check.Towel? Check. Your filthy underwear? Check.
Step 2: Step into the bathroom. If you don't know the way from your bedroom, ask your wife for directions.
Step 3: Open the shower. Stand underneath it. Feels good right? Don't look down.
Step 4: Take the shampoo, squeeze it in your hands. Take the semi-solid and rub it all over your wet hair (on your head, you dumbo!). Leave it for sometime.
Step 5: Rub soap all over yourself. Watch the dirt flow away. Smile. Feel stupid.
Step 6: Wash away the shampoo and soap. Take towel and dry yourself. Pump fists.
There you go. Now do that everyday.
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I know it's the hardest thing for you to do. I know your wife makes you stand beside the window to drive the mosquitoes away! It is for you O Great One, the never-took-bath-in-my-life cos your mom didn't teach you.
Step 1: Make a checklist of what things you need to have in your bathroom. Soap? Check. Shampoo? Check.Towel? Check. Your filthy underwear? Check.
Step 2: Step into the bathroom. If you don't know the way from your bedroom, ask your wife for directions.
Step 3: Open the shower. Stand underneath it. Feels good right? Don't look down.
Step 4: Take the shampoo, squeeze it in your hands. Take the semi-solid and rub it all over your wet hair (on your head, you dumbo!). Leave it for sometime.
Step 5: Rub soap all over yourself. Watch the dirt flow away. Smile. Feel stupid.
Step 6: Wash away the shampoo and soap. Take towel and dry yourself. Pump fists.
There you go. Now do that everyday.
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