First, they don't have a huge living period, that almost makes their life even less worthy. No, I am not a spec-ist! I just think God didn't give them a lot of validity in terms of lifespan, you know. And that doesn't even counts the highest mortality rate among-st all species-every human loves slapping a mosquito! So for all you mosquito-lovers, please stop slapping mosquitoes. Let them bite you.
Two mosquitoes in conversation.
Fred: Hey Liam, when will you die?
Liam: 4.30pm, Monday.
F: Gosh, that's tomorrow! Have you bitten a human yet?
L: Nah, my anopheles wife is a 'Biter' for the government.
F: Lucky you!
Imagine how long will be their educational span. 3 days max. And the stubborn mosquito did a PhD in 3 days. If only our human-education was for 3 days! Alas! So enter the practical classroom of a mosquito-college and you will hear:
......."where you have to get a foothold and insert your suckers. Remember the bums of humans are the easiest and always the most abundant of blood. Females' are even better. (winks to the male students)"
The most important thing for a mosquito would be reproducing. Why do some species have all the fun? The mosquito-scientist who invented condoms would be sent to prison and jailed for life! I do wonder if that's the reason there are so many mosquitoes in India.
There would be mosquito-countries, where like human countries, having nuclear bombs would dictate terms. Only nuclear bombs would be replaced by anopheles females! Imagine an India-Pakistan scenario and mosquitoes would boast to each other like,"Hey I got 20 anopheles mosquitoes! Don't dare take my cave!"
What will they have in their shopping malls? Sharpen-your-suckers-in-1 sec would be a best seller. Not to mention the detector, 'Find-the-dumbest-human-around-10 meters'. And the book,'Biting for dummies'.
Then would come the time of death and there would be mosquitoes attending a funeral where the mourners would be discussing:
"How did he die?"
"Diarrhea."
"What?! You mean he died cos he couldn't digest the human blood he sucked?! Damn. Poor bloke."
And that's all about that.
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