Really frustrated with your boss? Wanna hang your socks dry on his nose? This is the right time to start!! Bosses are meant to be fired and you are supported by millions of employees who feel the same! The problem is-are you ready to take the hostile seat?! Are you selfish enough to earn the bucks and ignore the brickbats? Yes? Read on.
Take my word for it-you can't just fire him like that! You are the runt of the lot at the moment. You might be thinking of the plotters trying to bring down Hitler, but by the looks of it, neither are you a high-ranked brat nor are you a son of the founder. And you are not Mark Zuckerberg. So this might be your only chance to grab that seat.
Steal your way to the hot seat!
So where do you start? Get into his office one night. Consult your stars and take the luckiest day you can ever find. You need a Google Maps to reach your office? Hey wait. Are you even employed?! We are talking about people who work!
Once you start your break-in you will have to deal with the guard outside, give him a bribe. Promise him you will find him a bride. But make sure you fire him once you become the boss! (Well, if you do!) That will clear all your trails.
Reach the cabin where your boss works. Stop stealing from your own desk! Take out the duplicate keys you made a few days back with the out-of-the-world heist from your boss's jacket. Boy, you are a pickpocket too!
Enter the premises and search for documents which will burn him down. Trust me, all biggies have something to hide. And they are clever/foolish enough to keep them at their office. That happens to be a fact all around the world where thieves better than you are poaching in the form of their wives!
Get hold of that red envelop which has a marking written as, "Confidential". Make sure you check inside and take a glance. Don't just steal your boss's shopping list! Take a copy of it as soon as you can. Better still, fax it to any of your co-conspirators. Now rearrange everything back. And run.
Next day, present the bomb to your directors. Be autonomous. Wear a mask. Wear gloves. Wait till your boss is fired. Stand in line to get elected. Let someone else do the same to you.
Sue him like Saverin!
If you are one of the fools who just about did anything other than supply popcorns while your friend who 'turned boss later' was doing all the hard work, you might wanna fire a missile like Saverin. Thats from Facebook by the way.
Allow your company to grow. Gain popularity. Allow your co-founder to fire you. Get into a fight with him. At least break his favorite computer! Warn him about coming back.
Now he is your boss. You like it or not, the world thinks like that. He fired you. You couldn't do anything. The only way to get back at him? Act like you founded the company with him. Ask your lawyer to crank up stories that support your cock and bull story.
Sue him. Earn millions. Get a movie made on you. Go on vacation to Jamaica.
Hire a hit-man.
Crazy about killing your boss? Don't do it on your own. You might faint at the idea of stabbing at his spoilt fat stomach. Hire someone who has got no problems with big fats. Don't make him smell your boss's socks though, he might die of breathlessness. Buy him an oxygen-mask.
Ask the hit-man to make it look like he fell on his stomach on his bed. Then he rolled over and couldn't make it to his cigar. And he passed out. Poor bloke. Couldn't even get a good murderer. Pay the hit-man.
Next day, read the newspaper. Smirk at yourself. Carry a handkerchief to wipe your false tears at the office. Get near the director and whisper how much your 'now buried' boss relied on you. You are on track! By the way, better hire a hit-man again to get rid of the first hit-man and so on.
For the spineless.
OK, you are the maximum of the lot. You don't have the spine in you to take up the fight. For all you born losers, try working your a@# off at the office, follow all orders from your boss. (Yes, that also includes cleaning his aftermath on the dining table.)
Work until he feels pity on you. One day he will get old and if by God's grace he hasn't got a son to grab his remains, you might try acting up like those movie flicks where 'unbelievably' the boss gives all his assets to his servant. You. All the best, losers. Happy 70th birthday to you.
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Take my word for it-you can't just fire him like that! You are the runt of the lot at the moment. You might be thinking of the plotters trying to bring down Hitler, but by the looks of it, neither are you a high-ranked brat nor are you a son of the founder. And you are not Mark Zuckerberg. So this might be your only chance to grab that seat.
Steal your way to the hot seat!
So where do you start? Get into his office one night. Consult your stars and take the luckiest day you can ever find. You need a Google Maps to reach your office? Hey wait. Are you even employed?! We are talking about people who work!
Once you start your break-in you will have to deal with the guard outside, give him a bribe. Promise him you will find him a bride. But make sure you fire him once you become the boss! (Well, if you do!) That will clear all your trails.
Reach the cabin where your boss works. Stop stealing from your own desk! Take out the duplicate keys you made a few days back with the out-of-the-world heist from your boss's jacket. Boy, you are a pickpocket too!
Enter the premises and search for documents which will burn him down. Trust me, all biggies have something to hide. And they are clever/foolish enough to keep them at their office. That happens to be a fact all around the world where thieves better than you are poaching in the form of their wives!
Get hold of that red envelop which has a marking written as, "Confidential". Make sure you check inside and take a glance. Don't just steal your boss's shopping list! Take a copy of it as soon as you can. Better still, fax it to any of your co-conspirators. Now rearrange everything back. And run.
Next day, present the bomb to your directors. Be autonomous. Wear a mask. Wear gloves. Wait till your boss is fired. Stand in line to get elected. Let someone else do the same to you.
Sue him like Saverin!
If you are one of the fools who just about did anything other than supply popcorns while your friend who 'turned boss later' was doing all the hard work, you might wanna fire a missile like Saverin. Thats from Facebook by the way.
Allow your company to grow. Gain popularity. Allow your co-founder to fire you. Get into a fight with him. At least break his favorite computer! Warn him about coming back.
Now he is your boss. You like it or not, the world thinks like that. He fired you. You couldn't do anything. The only way to get back at him? Act like you founded the company with him. Ask your lawyer to crank up stories that support your cock and bull story.
Sue him. Earn millions. Get a movie made on you. Go on vacation to Jamaica.
Hire a hit-man.
Crazy about killing your boss? Don't do it on your own. You might faint at the idea of stabbing at his spoilt fat stomach. Hire someone who has got no problems with big fats. Don't make him smell your boss's socks though, he might die of breathlessness. Buy him an oxygen-mask.
Ask the hit-man to make it look like he fell on his stomach on his bed. Then he rolled over and couldn't make it to his cigar. And he passed out. Poor bloke. Couldn't even get a good murderer. Pay the hit-man.
Next day, read the newspaper. Smirk at yourself. Carry a handkerchief to wipe your false tears at the office. Get near the director and whisper how much your 'now buried' boss relied on you. You are on track! By the way, better hire a hit-man again to get rid of the first hit-man and so on.
For the spineless.
OK, you are the maximum of the lot. You don't have the spine in you to take up the fight. For all you born losers, try working your a@# off at the office, follow all orders from your boss. (Yes, that also includes cleaning his aftermath on the dining table.)
Work until he feels pity on you. One day he will get old and if by God's grace he hasn't got a son to grab his remains, you might try acting up like those movie flicks where 'unbelievably' the boss gives all his assets to his servant. You. All the best, losers. Happy 70th birthday to you.
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