Q: What is the world's most worthless currency?
A: In 2008, the Zimbabwean dollar was so worthless that it cost 300 billion Zimbabwean dollars for a loaf of bread, and Zimbabwe's $1 coin was worth some 0.000000000002 American cents. In 2009, they introduced a 100 trillion dollar note before the currency collapsed. If anyone can sell me that currency note, I am ready to buy it for 1$, American!
Q: What is the world's least spoken language?
A: Ume Sami originated in the same general area of Sweden and Norway but is spoken along the Ume River to the north of Arjeplog and Arvidsjaur. The number of Ume Sami speakers has dwindled to ten. Let me see if Google can translate Hello to Ume Sami. At last, Google is confused.
Q: What is Phalloorchoalgolagnia?
A: As if the spelling was not painful enough, these are people who like to get hit, squeezed, kicked, pinched, flicked and a bit down there. More pain, more gain. The intense pain is supposed to excite them, sexually. With whatever is left of your mini punching bag, of course.
Q: Who exchanged the world's shortest telegram conversation?
A: Curious at how his new book was doing, Victor Hugo decided to send a telegram to his publisher.
So he wired his publisher:
?
And he got this reply:
!
What were they thinking? Obviously, they weren't.
Q: Which couple was married for the least amount of time?
A: No, it's not Britney Spears. In what could possibly be the shortest marriage in the record books, the couple had their marriage annulled just a few hours after tying the knot. Following a brief civil ceremony in the German town, the 50-year-old groom apparently decided to cut his new 34-year-old bride’s hair with a kitchen knife. She objected vehemently of course, and an irreconcilable screaming match ensued. Police responded and separated the pair, permanently. Both agreed to an immediate annulment and the short night of nuptial celebration ended in separate lodgings with a restraining order served on the husband. Time taken? 6 hours.
Q: Which is the world's longest movie?
A: According to the Guinness World Records, "The Cure for Insomnia" is the world's longest official movie as of its release in 1987. Directed by John Henry Timmis IV and running 5,220 minutes (87 hours, or 3 days and 15 hours) in length, the movie has no plot, instead consisting of artist L. D. Groban reading his 4,080 page poem. Well, bring your sleeping bag with you, I guess.
Q: How many troubles are there in the world?
A: 2653. According to a group of researchers, that's the exact count of troubles existing in the world. So stop cribbing about your girl dumping you. Look at the brighter side-she's an added liability for someone else!
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A: In 2008, the Zimbabwean dollar was so worthless that it cost 300 billion Zimbabwean dollars for a loaf of bread, and Zimbabwe's $1 coin was worth some 0.000000000002 American cents. In 2009, they introduced a 100 trillion dollar note before the currency collapsed. If anyone can sell me that currency note, I am ready to buy it for 1$, American!
Q: What is the world's least spoken language?
A: Ume Sami originated in the same general area of Sweden and Norway but is spoken along the Ume River to the north of Arjeplog and Arvidsjaur. The number of Ume Sami speakers has dwindled to ten. Let me see if Google can translate Hello to Ume Sami. At last, Google is confused.
Q: What is Phalloorchoalgolagnia?
A: As if the spelling was not painful enough, these are people who like to get hit, squeezed, kicked, pinched, flicked and a bit down there. More pain, more gain. The intense pain is supposed to excite them, sexually. With whatever is left of your mini punching bag, of course.
Q: Who exchanged the world's shortest telegram conversation?
A: Curious at how his new book was doing, Victor Hugo decided to send a telegram to his publisher.
So he wired his publisher:
?
And he got this reply:
!
What were they thinking? Obviously, they weren't.
Q: Which couple was married for the least amount of time?
A: No, it's not Britney Spears. In what could possibly be the shortest marriage in the record books, the couple had their marriage annulled just a few hours after tying the knot. Following a brief civil ceremony in the German town, the 50-year-old groom apparently decided to cut his new 34-year-old bride’s hair with a kitchen knife. She objected vehemently of course, and an irreconcilable screaming match ensued. Police responded and separated the pair, permanently. Both agreed to an immediate annulment and the short night of nuptial celebration ended in separate lodgings with a restraining order served on the husband. Time taken? 6 hours.
Q: Which is the world's longest movie?
A: According to the Guinness World Records, "The Cure for Insomnia" is the world's longest official movie as of its release in 1987. Directed by John Henry Timmis IV and running 5,220 minutes (87 hours, or 3 days and 15 hours) in length, the movie has no plot, instead consisting of artist L. D. Groban reading his 4,080 page poem. Well, bring your sleeping bag with you, I guess.
Q: How many troubles are there in the world?
A: 2653. According to a group of researchers, that's the exact count of troubles existing in the world. So stop cribbing about your girl dumping you. Look at the brighter side-she's an added liability for someone else!
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