What came first: Chicken or Egg?!

In my positively unfulfilled and worthless existence, I have had the chance to interact with many personalities. Every time I ask them the question, “So what came first: the chicken or the egg?” I am always floored with some inspiring answers. These are answers which can raise a lot of questions on whether humans are dumber that the animals we think are dumber. Here they are:

Barack Obama:
“A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it. They say, 'Huh. It works. It makes sense.’ ‘What was your question again?!’”

Neil Armstrong:
“Of course, I came first! What, do you think, Edwin went there first?! Come on! Watch the videos! A small step for man, a giant…”

Mark Zuckerberg:
“In your question, chicken comes first. I didn’t plant the story about the chicken! Did ‘Wardo pay you to ask me that?!”

Superhero powers that can land you into trouble!!

Everyone wants to have a superpower. We invented Superman, Batman and the lot just to fulfill our obsession with power. No, Matt, they aren't real! In life, however, there is no guarantee that having such superhuman powers will work in our favor, in fact, these powers may backfire and leave us moaning like LiLo for drugs.

Flying:
Lets say you have somehow got the brains and money of Tony Stark. You have built yourself that fancy-suit.  Assume that you’ve the frictionless, zero-conductivity flight suit to stop your skin from freezing off, with a nifty mask to keep bugs out of your teeth and wind resistance from squishing your eyeballs into something not even the Brits would spread on their toast. And you take-off. But..