I dunno if you have seen a Bollywood movie or not. Maybe you have, maybe you haven’t. After reading this post, two things, no, three things might happen. For those who have seen Bollywood movies, they might stop watching them. For those who haven’t seen yet, they might start watching ‘em.
Here’s what happens in Bollywood movies-
Gravity gets suspended:
When the hero is in action, God suspends gravity for some time. No, it still works for the villains. So, the hero can fly in the sky, jump above buildings and whatever. But the poor villains still have to deal with gravity and get beaten to a pulp. Sorry Newton, Bollywood just disproved your theorems!
When the hero is in action, God suspends gravity for some time. No, it still works for the villains. So, the hero can fly in the sky, jump above buildings and whatever. But the poor villains still have to deal with gravity and get beaten to a pulp. Sorry Newton, Bollywood just disproved your theorems!
Singing is a piece of cake:
Lover boy in Hollywood? Hah! You haven’t seen the Bollywood hero yet! He sings for the heroine. Anytime. Anywhere. Music? He has a portable band which follows him invisibly and waits for him to start moving his lips. The walking iPod, I daresay. Take that, Bieber!!
Mom is always there:
The situation? The hero is at gunpoint. The heroine is captured. Villain shoots. Audience gasp. Hero gets shot? No. Mom saves him by coming in front of him and the bullet. How did she reach so fast? Mommy has got the power!
Lover boy in Hollywood? Hah! You haven’t seen the Bollywood hero yet! He sings for the heroine. Anytime. Anywhere. Music? He has a portable band which follows him invisibly and waits for him to start moving his lips. The walking iPod, I daresay. Take that, Bieber!!
Mom is always there:
The situation? The hero is at gunpoint. The heroine is captured. Villain shoots. Audience gasp. Hero gets shot? No. Mom saves him by coming in front of him and the bullet. How did she reach so fast? Mommy has got the power!
