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I wanna tell you a story, no, don't go away! This will be quick. It's the story of Dan and Lucy, a couple made for each other, well, they thought so. Lets cut out the sweet and sugary parts and go directly to their spicier ones, cos that's what we love! Dan loves Lucy. Lucy loves 'ruling' Dan.
2nd month in relationship, 14th day, 2 pm:
Dan and Lucy are walking hand-in-hand in a park (groan!) and they are conversing.
Dan says,"You know my friend Emily? She mailed me yesterday. She is in Finland...." Lucy suddenly releases her hand,"Isn't she your old classmate?! The one you used to share your donuts with in junior school?!" "Yea.....but...",prays Dan.
Lucy takes out her mobile phone, opens her browser and types in: www.gmail.com.
Username: dan_the_dude@gmail.com
"Tell me your password",orders Lucy.
"But why do you want my password?!"
"Don't you love me?!"
"Yes, I do....but..."
"Then tell me your password."
Dan tries to explain,"But you never tell me your password."
"Don't you love me?!"
"Yes, I do...but..."
"Then tell me your password."
"It's pineapple, lower case",groans Dan in defeat.
Lucy's eyes light up, Dan knows it's trouble. He is right.
"Your password is a fruit?! I thought it is my name!! Is this her favorite fruit?! You kept the password her favorite fruit's name?!"
"No....no, her favorite fruit is mango..."
"OHO!! So you even know her favorite fruit! What's her favorite pass-time?! E-mailing you?!",shrieks Lucy.
Poor Dan.
I wanna tell you a story, no, don't go away! This will be quick. It's the story of Dan and Lucy, a couple made for each other, well, they thought so. Lets cut out the sweet and sugary parts and go directly to their spicier ones, cos that's what we love! Dan loves Lucy. Lucy loves 'ruling' Dan.
2nd month in relationship, 14th day, 2 pm:
Dan and Lucy are walking hand-in-hand in a park (groan!) and they are conversing.
Dan says,"You know my friend Emily? She mailed me yesterday. She is in Finland...." Lucy suddenly releases her hand,"Isn't she your old classmate?! The one you used to share your donuts with in junior school?!" "Yea.....but...",prays Dan.
Lucy takes out her mobile phone, opens her browser and types in: www.gmail.com.
Username: dan_the_dude@gmail.com
"Tell me your password",orders Lucy.
"But why do you want my password?!"
"Don't you love me?!"
"Yes, I do....but..."
"Then tell me your password."
Dan tries to explain,"But you never tell me your password."
"Don't you love me?!"
"Yes, I do...but..."
"Then tell me your password."
"It's pineapple, lower case",groans Dan in defeat.
Lucy's eyes light up, Dan knows it's trouble. He is right.
"Your password is a fruit?! I thought it is my name!! Is this her favorite fruit?! You kept the password her favorite fruit's name?!"
"No....no, her favorite fruit is mango..."
"OHO!! So you even know her favorite fruit! What's her favorite pass-time?! E-mailing you?!",shrieks Lucy.
Poor Dan.
2nd month in relationship, 21st day, 6 pm:
Dan and Lucy are on a date and they are sitting in their favorite restaurant. Suddenly, Dan's phone rings.
"Oh, it's a text. Wait a sec..."
Lucy is too quick for him,"Who is it??" And she snatches his cell.
Lucy's eyes light up, Dan knows it's trouble. He is right.
"Jessica?! Your -ex?!"
A teary Dan,"Baby, it's just a text..."
Lucy fires up,"Text my foot!! How many texts have you exchanged?!"
She checks the log.
"10 texts since last weekend!! So what have you been discussing?! How to get back together?!"
Dan is exasperated,"We talked about her sister's marriage...."
"Talked?! So you have been calling her?!"
"She called me...."
"And you picked up?!"
"Yes."
"Do you love me?!"
"Yes, dear."
"Really??"
"Do you love me?!"
"Yes, I do."
"Do you love (lowers voice) her?!"
"Yes, I said I do!"
"OHO!! So you still love her?! That explains everything!"
Dan buries his face in his hands,"God, help me!"
Yeah, God. Please help Dan.
3nd month in relationship, 7th day, 7am:
Let's bring in a friend of Lucy. Ellen. She loves poking in other's relationships. Lucy is, as we all know by now, a very paranoid lady, and she is chatting with Ellen on Facebook:
Lucy: So frustrated by Dan.
Ellen: Why?
L: I suspect he is up to something.
E: You do? Do be careful, Lu. Remember what happened to Alice? She never recovered.
L: Yeah, can you do something for me?! Can you check on Dan if he is having others thoughts?!
E: No! I can't do that! This is your business. (She actually means, "This is my business.")
L: Please Ellie, you are my best friend!
(Oh, how the friends suddenly turn into best friends!)
E: (acting cautious) Ok, but only for you.
L: Thanks!
That afternoon:
Dan is online and Ellen chats him up:
Ellen: Hey, Dan. Sup?!
Dan: Hey, Ellie! Nothing much!
E: Do you like Lucy?
D: Of course, I like her. I love her!
E: You love her, cos you like her?!
D: (puzzled) Yea, you can say that. Anyways you can't love someone without liking them right?!
E: Oh, yea, of course.
......
Ellen rings Lucy,"Sorry, dear....but I dunno how to say this...Dan..."
"Dan, what?!",Lucy inquires.
"He...he only likes you."
Next day Lucy meets Dan. Her eyes are already lit up. Dan knows it's trouble. He is right.
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