Bombing Field Technician-Karachi.
About the Company:
Al-Kaida is a world leader in providing terrorist solutions all-over the world. At Al-Kaida, we have designed a culture that helps you get there: heaven. We are primarily based in Afghanistan. We have branches world-wide with our operations and training facility in Pakistan. From our flexible, die where you want approach, to our suicide-bombing specialist, we do everything we can to make sure our employees not only die soon, but kill sooner. Into committing suicide? Into hating Americans? If your answer is yes, then you have come to the right place. If your answer is no, we are coming to get you!
Job Description:
This job is primarily based at our new training facility just opened in Karachi.
The area:
With an aim of killing and eliminating all Americans by 2012 (before Armageddon), we are in search of talented candidates who have a knack of hiding bombs and acting non-terrorist. We have a network of highly trained terrorists located all over the world to cater to the needs of bombings, suicide-attacks, kidnappings, hijacking etc. Using our unique technology and expertise in dying fast, we keep Al-Kaida's customer-facing bombs running and blowing up.
The role:
As a Bombing field technician you will be responsible for killing many white people located all over the world. You must be an individual who can follow any faith blindly and die for any cause. Even better, if you have a knack of committing suicide before. You must be strong-willed not to open your mouth, if you get caught by agents and agree that the headquarter will not do anything to free you once you have been caught.
Responsibilities:
-Provide more than 10 videos online showing how you will do anything for the Almighty.
-Kidnap any white man you see at first sight.
-Make sure you die within 10 months of your joining.
-Return your AK-47 before blowing yourself up. (It ain't cheap, mate!)
-Provide direct support to all our brothers based all over the world.
Requirements:
-Illiterate with strong suicidal tendencies.
-At least two years of experience in hating Americans.
-Demonstrated experience troubleshooting hand-grenades.
-Misunderstanding of the Koran and other religious books.
-Readiness to train 24/7 without getting paid. (Oh, come on, you are following God's orders!)
-Ability to quickly press 'explode' button, without thinking.
Apply now!!
Registered users: Come directly to any of our branches and we will strap you with a bomb as soon as you qualify!
New users: Come directly to any of our branches and we will strap you with a bomb even if you don't qualify!
Al-Kaida,
Your life, our bomb.
<names have been changed intentionally.>
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About the Company:
Al-Kaida is a world leader in providing terrorist solutions all-over the world. At Al-Kaida, we have designed a culture that helps you get there: heaven. We are primarily based in Afghanistan. We have branches world-wide with our operations and training facility in Pakistan. From our flexible, die where you want approach, to our suicide-bombing specialist, we do everything we can to make sure our employees not only die soon, but kill sooner. Into committing suicide? Into hating Americans? If your answer is yes, then you have come to the right place. If your answer is no, we are coming to get you!
Job Description:
This job is primarily based at our new training facility just opened in Karachi.
The area:
With an aim of killing and eliminating all Americans by 2012 (before Armageddon), we are in search of talented candidates who have a knack of hiding bombs and acting non-terrorist. We have a network of highly trained terrorists located all over the world to cater to the needs of bombings, suicide-attacks, kidnappings, hijacking etc. Using our unique technology and expertise in dying fast, we keep Al-Kaida's customer-facing bombs running and blowing up.
The role:
As a Bombing field technician you will be responsible for killing many white people located all over the world. You must be an individual who can follow any faith blindly and die for any cause. Even better, if you have a knack of committing suicide before. You must be strong-willed not to open your mouth, if you get caught by agents and agree that the headquarter will not do anything to free you once you have been caught.
Responsibilities:
-Provide more than 10 videos online showing how you will do anything for the Almighty.
-Kidnap any white man you see at first sight.
-Make sure you die within 10 months of your joining.
-Return your AK-47 before blowing yourself up. (It ain't cheap, mate!)
-Provide direct support to all our brothers based all over the world.
Requirements:
-Illiterate with strong suicidal tendencies.
-At least two years of experience in hating Americans.
-Demonstrated experience troubleshooting hand-grenades.
-Misunderstanding of the Koran and other religious books.
-Readiness to train 24/7 without getting paid. (Oh, come on, you are following God's orders!)
-Ability to quickly press 'explode' button, without thinking.
Apply now!!
Registered users: Come directly to any of our branches and we will strap you with a bomb as soon as you qualify!
New users: Come directly to any of our branches and we will strap you with a bomb even if you don't qualify!
Al-Kaida,
Your life, our bomb.
<names have been changed intentionally.>
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