In my positively unfulfilled and worthless existence, I have had the chance to interact with many personalities. Every time I ask them the question, “So what came first: the chicken or the egg?” I am always floored with some inspiring answers. These are answers which can raise a lot of questions on whether humans are dumber that the animals we think are dumber. Here they are:
Google:
Barack Obama:
“A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it. They say, 'Huh. It works. It makes sense.’ ‘What was your question again?!’”
“A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it. They say, 'Huh. It works. It makes sense.’ ‘What was your question again?!’”
Neil Armstrong:
“Of course, I came first! What, do you think, Edwin went there first?! Come on! Watch the videos! A small step for man, a giant…”
“Of course, I came first! What, do you think, Edwin went there first?! Come on! Watch the videos! A small step for man, a giant…”
Mark Zuckerberg:
“In your question, chicken comes first. I didn’t plant the story about the chicken! Did ‘Wardo pay you to ask me that?!”
“In your question, chicken comes first. I didn’t plant the story about the chicken! Did ‘Wardo pay you to ask me that?!”
Google:
“According to your search, we have 1,245,000 results for Chicken and 934,000 results for Egg. So, we can say that we are positively sure that 99.2536181829% chances are there, either the egg came first or the chicken.”
Mahatma Gandhi:
“Whichever came first, both must have come peacefully.”
“Whichever came first, both must have come peacefully.”
Lindsay Lohan:
“Rehab?? Again?! No, I am free from drugs.”
“Rehab?? Again?! No, I am free from drugs.”
William Shakespeare:
“To come or not to come, that is the question.”
“To come or not to come, that is the question.”
Steve Jobs:
“Microsoft stole the egg from us, so we came first.”
“Microsoft stole the egg from us, so we came first.”
Britney Spears:
“Alphabetically speaking, egg came first. Yeah, egg came first!”
“Alphabetically speaking, egg came first. Yeah, egg came first!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger:
“It depends on whether the chicken was gay or not.”
“It depends on whether the chicken was gay or not.”
Paris Hilton:
“I am so smart now! You ask me, which came first? You tell me which came later, and I will tell you which came first.”
“I am so smart now! You ask me, which came first? You tell me which came later, and I will tell you which came first.”
Jessica Simpson:
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says chicken by the sea.”
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says chicken by the sea.”
Adolf Hitler:
“Definitely the chicken. I have concentrated a lot of them in the camps. Most of them are exterminated but some are left in Europe and the Middle-East.”
“Definitely the chicken. I have concentrated a lot of them in the camps. Most of them are exterminated but some are left in Europe and the Middle-East.”
Jennifer Lopez:
“Gosh! Did you make sure the egg was born in a hospital?!”
“Gosh! Did you make sure the egg was born in a hospital?!”
Donald Trump:
“How much can you pay me for both? I am giving you a profit of 0.00%. Take it.”
“How much can you pay me for both? I am giving you a profit of 0.00%. Take it.”
George W. Bush:
“The chicken was misundercooked.”
Justin Bieber:
"If there was a baby-egg, then egg came first. Baby-egg, Baby-egg, Baby-egg...."
Now you know which one came first, don't you?
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Justin Bieber:
"If there was a baby-egg, then egg came first. Baby-egg, Baby-egg, Baby-egg...."
Now you know which one came first, don't you?
