Dangerous curiosity.

They say curiosity is very important. Curiosity ensures the world keeps developing and humanity prospers. If Newton wasn’t curious enough to question why the apple fell, he won’t have discovered gravity. Though I still wanna know why on earth a guy would not eat an apple which falls in front of him and start asking ‘why it fell’.

Talking about gravity, I have a very curious point to make. If I fall off from a flying plane (just to make sure some guys don’t start questioning if I fell from a plane parked at the airport) and on the way down to mother earth, I get this huge urge to piss. Considering the fact that the moment is pretty private for me, unless some random guy is also falling with me, I can do whatever I want. So, in the falling motion, I tear down my pants and relieve myself. My query to you is will the liquid fall with me at the same speed? If not, considering the laws of Physics, then there is a sure chance that once I land on the ground and wait for help (yeah, I survive the fall) the yellow liquid darling will surely fall on my head?! I am not pissing while falling from a plane again.

That reminds me of the bigger, solid brother of liquid mamma, the shit. The curious thing about shit is that it is universal. Everyone shits every day. And where does all that megatons of shit go? Somewhere near your house there will be a collection point to where all that shit you flush goes, gets collected and then goes to a really huge shit collector. If I am not wrong, it is all buried in the earth and it becomes a kinda fertilizer after a period of time. This is then utilized or in a layman’s term ‘eaten’ by plants and they grow. And then those are eaten by animals and humans. Humans. So, we are indirectly eating shit?! I mean which dumbass’s shit was used by the onion on my lunch plate and which I am about to put inside my mouth right now?! I am gonna faint.

My curiosity also lands me to another weird question. Water is something we all need. My standard schooling taught me how water is evaporated, condensed and falls back to earth. Evaporation. My ammoniac urine (also the one which fell on my head while landing on the ground from a plane) is also a liquid. It is also evaporated. It goes up somewhere in the sky and gets mixed with all the other evaporated liquids. It condenses and falls down back to earth. Then men drink it. So some random guy who just had a glass full of water might just have also consumed my urine?! And vice-versa?! I am getting a tetanus shot.

Now to greater curiosities. We all brush our teeth every morning. We do that and we take in some water, (pardon me if I remind you of its connection to my urine) gargle and then throw is back into the basin in a wire-like connected jet of water stream. So, my curiosity questions me, for a second your tongue is somehow connected to the wash basin via the water I am throwing?! Is it a case where God-knows-how-many have also released their wasted liquids basin is connected to your tongue?! So, I can say that you are indirectly licking that germ-infested, yellowed, basin of yours?! Everyday?!

I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore. 

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