We Indians can't use English for shit. When Indians use English, it's like Shakespeare made to write Romeo and Juliet in Japanese. We are crippled, just crippled in English. So to ease the plight on the public, the Indian government made some amendments.
The amendments were aimed at making English simpler for the common man. It had three essential points to it.
First: For the ease of the public, the way English words are spelled will be modified and it's use will be made compulsory for all Indians. Use of double letters in English words will be discontinued and prohibited.
Ocurence of double leters can now be avoided in al oficial documents to. This wil increase the confidence of the Indian public and deterence to use of English can be decreased. For a complete list of al comonly used words with double leters, please do not bother to ask the government.
Second: Due to confusion of writing similar sounding leters, it's advised that al silent leters be omited from use.
This wil nsur that th public bcoms mor confident in ther Englis usag. Th dpartment of Languag n languag improvment is workin very slowly to mak this compulsory in al schols.
Third: Th use of leters shal be further modified as folows: 'th' wil b replaced by 'd', leter 'y' creats a lot of confuson in words n so it wil b replaced by 'i', der is dificulti in speling words wid 'c', so hard 'c' wil b replaced bi 'k'. Ocuranc of soft 'c' wil b permited.
D folowin amenments must b folowed stiktli in al publik departments. Each person aplin for a job wil hav to giv a separat exam to prov dat dey hav masterd d new rules in Englis usage. Al existin government n non-government emploies wil b required to tak d test at centers anouncd bi d end of dis mond. Emploies failin to do so wil be fired from der jobs n hangd to ded.
Al audors, bok publisers, magazin editors, newspapers, n to who ever it may b koncernd, d use of des new guidlines r imediat. Publisers not adherin to d norms wil b mad to stan upsid down n der kontrakts shal be kanceld.
D publik is also advised to b readi for surpris inspektions, failin in it wil lead to takin awai of der hous n properti bi d government. Des wil b converted to stor-houses of curenci notes for d ministers.
-For d publik,
D demokratik Indian government.
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The amendments were aimed at making English simpler for the common man. It had three essential points to it.
Indian Language Act No. 25719803754 Sec. (93427659), 2011.
First: For the ease of the public, the way English words are spelled will be modified and it's use will be made compulsory for all Indians. Use of double letters in English words will be discontinued and prohibited.
Ocurence of double leters can now be avoided in al oficial documents to. This wil increase the confidence of the Indian public and deterence to use of English can be decreased. For a complete list of al comonly used words with double leters, please do not bother to ask the government.
Second: Due to confusion of writing similar sounding leters, it's advised that al silent leters be omited from use.
This wil nsur that th public bcoms mor confident in ther Englis usag. Th dpartment of Languag n languag improvment is workin very slowly to mak this compulsory in al schols.
Third: Th use of leters shal be further modified as folows: 'th' wil b replaced by 'd', leter 'y' creats a lot of confuson in words n so it wil b replaced by 'i', der is dificulti in speling words wid 'c', so hard 'c' wil b replaced bi 'k'. Ocuranc of soft 'c' wil b permited.
D folowin amenments must b folowed stiktli in al publik departments. Each person aplin for a job wil hav to giv a separat exam to prov dat dey hav masterd d new rules in Englis usage. Al existin government n non-government emploies wil b required to tak d test at centers anouncd bi d end of dis mond. Emploies failin to do so wil be fired from der jobs n hangd to ded.
Al audors, bok publisers, magazin editors, newspapers, n to who ever it may b koncernd, d use of des new guidlines r imediat. Publisers not adherin to d norms wil b mad to stan upsid down n der kontrakts shal be kanceld.
D publik is also advised to b readi for surpris inspektions, failin in it wil lead to takin awai of der hous n properti bi d government. Des wil b converted to stor-houses of curenci notes for d ministers.
-For d publik,
D demokratik Indian government.
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